Tucked away on 36 London Rd in Croydon, Cheatmeals is a haven for comfort food enthusiasts craving bold flavours, generous portions, and indulgent street-style eats. The Cheatmeals Croydon Menu is a carnivore’s playground, fusing American fast-food sensibilities with Middle Eastern and British twists for a uniquely satisfying experience.
A standout from the menu is the Cheetos Chicken Burger, featuring crispy fried chicken coated in a spicy Cheetos crumb, stacked with American cheese, lettuce, and creamy sauce-all sandwiched in a soft brioche bun. It’s fiery, crunchy, and unforgettable. Equally tempting is the Beef Smash Burger, made with freshly smashed beef patties, grilled onions, and house-made burger sauce. For those after a fusion of flavours, the Doner Wrap Meal delivers sliced lamb doner, spicy sauces, and salad wrapped in a grilled flatbread served with crispy fries and a drink.
Loaded sides and extras elevate the meal: the Cheesy Tater Tots, drizzled with creamy nacho cheese and jalapeños, are perfect for sharing (or not), and the Chicken Strips-succulent, crunchy, and lightly spiced-are a top pick for snackers. The Cheat Box, a combination of wings, strips, fries, and a burger, is ideal for those who want to sample a bit of everything.
The drink options include classic soft drinks, but it's the Lotus Biscoff Milkshake and Oreo Shake that steal the spotlight-thick, sweet, and indulgently rich. With late-night hours and a casual street-style vibe, Cheatmeals is perfect for post-work hangouts, cheat days, or weekend indulgence.
In a market saturated with copycat fast food, Cheatmeals Croydon sets itself apart through creative twists, generous portions, and unapologetically bold flavours. It's not just a place to eat-it’s a destination for a full-flavoured feast.